Film #43: Theodore Rex (1991–1992)
Directed by Jonathan Betuel
Production Designed by William Stout
Theodore Rex is easily the worst film I have ever worked on. In fact, it is one of the worst films ever made by anybody, anywhere in the history of cinema. How bad is it? To give you just a small idea, it stars Whoopi Goldberg in a part written for Val Kilmer (!). It is the most expensive direct-to-video film ever made. It is the only film I have ever walked away from, putting me in direct violation of a huge Unwritten Rule in Hollywood.



It didn’t start out bad. The basic premise: Theodore (Teddy) Rex lives in an alternate reality in which dinosaurs and humans co-exist. Dinosaurs are treated as second-class citizens. More than anything, Teddy wants to be a New York Police Department detective. A dinosaur is murdered. The NYPD response is “So what? It’s just a dinosaur.” Teddy is determined to bring the dinosaur’s killer to justice. His NYPD human partner is played by Whoopi Goldberg.
Jonathan Betuel is a wonderful director and one of the nicest guys I have met in The Biz. He directed My Science Project, which also had a dinosaur or two. He also wrote The Last Starfighter.
I strive for originality in the films on which I work. Theodore Rex was no exception. The producers had something else in mind. Things went well at first; then we began to butt heads.
I think it first went south as the result of a practical joke.
One morning, the main producer asked me if I would like to participate in playing a practical joke on Jonathan, the film’s director. We staged a huge mock argument between the two of us that culminated in my exploding with rage, quitting the film, and leaving the building (I actually just went downstairs).
Jonathan and the line producers were totally shocked. I waited a while, then came up the stairs. The producer greeted me, pulled out his wallet, fished out a buck, handed it to me and said, “Okay — here’s your dollar raise.”
The problem? I out-acted the producer. I showed him up, plus my improv hit too close to home. A wall came down between us, not intentionally on my part.

It all started out nice, though, and I carried on as the production designer, nevertheless. Here are some early designs I did for the film featuring Theodore (a.k.a. Theo or Teddy):





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